Hurtin' Unit‏

Why am I a hurtin' unit. Well two days ago a guy from work convinced me to come out to soccer to play with some old guys. I figured hey that's cool hang out with some Blokes and kick a ball around. When we get to the soccer field, which by the way looked more like a small outdoor hockey arena, our competition was a bunch of 17-20 year old kids. Now our game started at 9pm. This for any old dude like me is a bad omen as I'm usually in bed by 10. Well the opposing team had been playing soccer since 6pm and needless to say they ran rings around us and did this barefoot.